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edenbound ([personal profile] edenbound) wrote2010-01-24 02:30 am

DS: Fruits

Fandom: Due South
Main characters: Fraser, Ray K
Referenced characters: N/a
Pairings: Fraser/Ray K
Contains: Humour
Rating: PG
Summary: After amazing sex, what does Fraser do? For [livejournal.com profile] feywood, for getting up on time. I think this incentive thing is working. Sorta.



"Did you seriously get out of bed after that to go and brush your teeth?" Ray lifts a corner of the covers to peek out at Fraser and then promptly drops it again. It's fucking freezing. And besides, he doesn't have the energy. Fraser's some kind of freak, clearly. He just listens to Fraser moving about -- probably folding his uniform and possibly even polishing his boots.

"Yes, Ray. Good oral hygiene is important. Besides, I am not so very fond of the taste of ejaculate."

"...Did you seriously just say that?"

"Yes. You could try eating more fruit, to improve the taste."

Ray makes an effort and flops over onto his back, wincing a little at a vague feeling of soreness. "You're kidding me."

"No, Ray."

"Look -- will you just -- " Ray flails a hand out and manages to grab Fraser's wrist. "Sleep. That's what you do after really awesome sex. Ask anyone."

He's surprised, but gratified, when Fraser crawls in beside him. He doesn't have long to savour it, though -- he's out like a light two minutes later.

[identity profile] lil-1337.livejournal.com 2010-01-24 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
*grins* I can so see this conversation happening.

[identity profile] edenbound.livejournal.com 2010-01-24 10:38 am (UTC)(link)
*grins* Yeah, I felt kinda like I was just transcribing it, in a way, the voices were so clear in my head.

[identity profile] perkyandproud.livejournal.com 2010-01-24 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
That was too cute! :-)

Does more fruit really help? Or is that just an urban myth?

[identity profile] edenbound.livejournal.com 2010-01-24 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure. A lot of people swear up and down that it's true, but I've never asked a scientist.

[identity profile] perkyandproud.livejournal.com 2010-01-24 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
Somehow I don't see them tackling this one on "Mythbusters"...

[identity profile] darthanne.livejournal.com 2010-01-24 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
That was amusing. I could so picture it too.

[identity profile] edenbound.livejournal.com 2010-01-24 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
This was one of those times when, writing it, I felt like I was simply transcribing. *laughs*