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edenbound ([personal profile] edenbound) wrote2009-06-26 02:26 am

FFIV: Roses Have Thorns

Fandom: Final Fantasy IV
Main characters: Edge, Rydia, Kain
Referenced characters: Cecil
Pairings: Edge/Rydia
Contains: N/a
Rating: G
Summary: It's the fifth night in a row, and the fifth stupid pick-up line. For [personal profile] lassarina, very belated.



"What's a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Rydia didn't even bother to look up. "No, Edge."

"That's not exactly an -- "

"It's enough of an answer. You know, you could endear yourself to me by doing something useful, instead of strutting around sparring your shadow. How about you offer to make the food, instead of leaving it to me and Rosa? Or scout ahead? Or put up the tent instead of always leaving it to Kain and Cecil?"

"Ah, you wound me. Still, every rose must have it's -- "

"I have a whip," Rydia said, very pointedly. "No thorns, but definitely a whip."

"...I'll go... and... get some more wood for the fire."

"Good idea."

"I believe that is another point to Rydia," Kain said, seriously.
lassarina: (Rydia)

[personal profile] lassarina 2009-06-26 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Kainnnnnnnn ♥ omg I love that he gets the last word. I also am really really amused at Rydia sassing Edge and Edge trying so hard and just being fail. love love love.

[identity profile] edenbound.livejournal.com 2009-06-26 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee. He just sort of popped up and demanded the last word and it made me snerk a little so I went with it.

[identity profile] feywood.livejournal.com 2009-06-29 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Rydia always wins. :DD