edenbound | FFVIII: Entertainment

Fandom: Final Fantasy VIII
Pairing: Seifer/Zell
Warnings: Dialogue only fic
Rating: G
Summary: Seifer annoys Zell over hotdogs. For drabbles100.

"How can you eat those fucking things?"

"If you don't like 'em, don't eat 'em."

"Watching you eat them is disgusting enough, thank you very much."

"So go eat somewhere else."

"But it's so entertaining to sit here and annoy you."

"I don't get why."

"Because you're entertaining when you get annoyed."

"You're a bastard, Almasy."

"See? Like that. Exactly like that. If you'd just shrug it off, it wouldn't be as much fun."

"What's that, the law of the bully?"

"Hey, I'm not a bully."

"Suuure. You're not a bully, and I'm not a... whatever I am."

"Y'know, I think I might start paying you an hourly fee for entertainment."

"Shut. Up."