FFIX: Cheat

[edenbound]

Fandom: Final Fantasy IX
Pairing: None
Warnings: Dialogue only fic
Rating: K
Summary: Card games played out of boredom. For madain_sari.


"You cheated. Admit it, Zidane, you cheated."

"Do I look like the kind of person that would cheat, Blank?"

"No, that's exactly why you get away with it. It's not fair."

"Just because you have bad luck!"

"Only if bad luck is called 'the attack of Zidane and his suspiciously rigged pack of cards'."

"Hey, Marcus, tell Blank he's over suspicious and cruel."

"Why?"

"Because he keeps saying I cheated him at cards!"

"No, then."

"Why not?"

"It's a well known fact that you do cheat at cards."

"Then why do you play cards with me?"

"Because there's nothing more interesting to do."

"Oh."

"Yeah."

"...Anybody want another game? I'll just shuffle -- "

"I'll shuffle."

Comments

[lassarina]

*laughing* "Because they're snothing more interesting to do" XD