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F: The Pretty Fits
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Mal/Simon
Warnings: Dialogue only fic
Rating: PG
Summary: Zoe asks her captain about something that's been bothering her.
"I have a question, sir."
"What is it, Zoe?"
"How do you know Simon is 'pasty all over'? I mean, you described him for us very well, 'the pretty fits' and all."
"I don't know what you're thinking, but aren't men like him always like that?"
"And how would you know that, sir?"
"What are you implying, Zoe?"
"Nothing, sir, nothing at all. Just having some suspicions confimed, is all."
"Suspicions? Zoe, are you trying to tell me...?"
"Well, sir, you are right, he is pretty, and it'd certainly explain all the tension between the two of you."
"Tension? What tension?"
"I'll just leave you to ask Simon yourself, sir."
Pairing: Mal/Simon
Warnings: Dialogue only fic
Rating: PG
Summary: Zoe asks her captain about something that's been bothering her.
"I have a question, sir."
"What is it, Zoe?"
"How do you know Simon is 'pasty all over'? I mean, you described him for us very well, 'the pretty fits' and all."
"I don't know what you're thinking, but aren't men like him always like that?"
"And how would you know that, sir?"
"What are you implying, Zoe?"
"Nothing, sir, nothing at all. Just having some suspicions confimed, is all."
"Suspicions? Zoe, are you trying to tell me...?"
"Well, sir, you are right, he is pretty, and it'd certainly explain all the tension between the two of you."
"Tension? What tension?"
"I'll just leave you to ask Simon yourself, sir."
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